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And my personal favourite:

Dear tourists:
There are a group wild monkeys accounting about one hundred at large surrounding putuo Hill, Crescent Moon Hill anf FuXing Hill, who frequently appear and disappear by the road and path, or on the hillsides of the park. Those lovely wild monkeys have become a natural scene of the park and have attracted broad tourists very much. But among the monkeys, Some of them are bad tempered, sometime they attack on tourists casually. Therefore please keep a certain distance whenever you meet and watch the monkeys and do not to play with them and irritate them, so as to prevent any accident events occurring.
Thank you,
Seven-star park